VoFo Bill That Made Me A Star by Splodge

I remember Monday was the 28th of Feb. I plugged my dongle in, but couldn't surf the Web. A mobile phone provider made me look a pleb. Oh No ! You see their showrooms in the flashy shopping malls. I let them hook me up with broadband, text and calls. But now it seems the guy was only talking balls ! Oh No ! An' I believed him. Oh No ! I got a new SIM. Vodafone Boss, you know who you are - Vodafone Boss you know who you are. I'm on the train, an' in the car. We can't phone home. We've got no "bars". Oh-A-Oh-Oh-Oh ! I'm staring at the screen an' feeling all alone. I feel connected when I'm chatting on the phone. It seems todat ET will not be phoning home. Oh- No ! I signed a contract ! Oh No ! I got no contact ! Vodafone Boss, you know who you are - Vodafone Boss you know who you are. I'm on the train, an' in the car. We can't phone home. We've got no "bars". Oh-A-No-No-No ! It's nearly lunchtime an' I havent had a tweet. But there's a phone-box on the corner of my street. An' so I stand there with the condoms round my feet. Oh No ! The dirty vandals. Oh No ! I'm wearing sandals ! Vodafone Boss you know who you are. Vodafone Boss, you know who you are. On the train an' in the car. We can't phone home. We've got no "bars". Thanks to a couple of burgulars, we've all gone back to "Life On Mars". Blah Blah - 'Cos that's who we are. Blah Blah - Is that all we are ? Blah Blah - 'Cos that's who we are - Blah Blah - Is that all we are ?